Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi? Papa: Haan. Beta: Kis se hui? Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se.. Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chod doon gi. Boy: ammi abbu? Girl: yes Boy: khana pina? Girl: yes Boy: apni friends? Girl: offcourse. Boy: Star Plus? Girl: zaban sambhal kar baat karo Mr;

Boy:Mujhse shadi kero gi...? Girl:Kia? Boy:Achi film hai na! Girl:Kuttay k bachay... Boy:Wat? Girl:Kitney Cute hotey hai na...

Molvi apni wife say: jab me mar jaon to samnay walay ghar ki aurton ko zroor bulana. Biwi:wo kyun Molvi: unki aurtain murday se lipat lipat ker roti hain!!

Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...! . . . . GULSHAN PARK..! . . . NATIONAL ZOO..! . . . PARADISE HOTEL..! . . . . . SEA PICNIC POINT...! . . . . Thanks yaar .. tumhare sath ghoomnay ka boht maza aya.. Next time kahin aur chlain ge.... ': be h@ppy :'

Dunya Gol hy? Chuha Billi se darta hy, Bili kutty se darti hy, Kutta Banday se darta hy, Banda Biwi se darta hy, Biwi chuhy se darti hy. Dunya gol hy.....

Ager main aap ko SMS bhaijta hoon to iss ka yeh matlab nahin hai ke aap bhi mujhe SMS bhaijain. Aap Mujhe, Cake Biscuit Juice Pizza Nimko Chicken Roast Ya Baryani bhi bhaij sakte hain.

Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hai to wife ki karo, khayal rakna hai to wife ka rakho, pyar karna hai to wife se karo, magar kis ki wife sala ye bapu ne nahi bataya....

Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, jis ko aankh maari thi , Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi, jo us ney sar per maari thi.

Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko 'HUS MUKH' kehte hain. Aur jiska hasna bilkul band ho gaya ho us ko ' HUS BAND ' kehte hain....

Ghalib ne apni girlfriend ko date per bulaya woh late ho gai Girl: Am i late Ghalib: 'Falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai Doosri ka time ho gaya tu aab aa rahi hai.'

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger? Son: I start cleaning toilet. Dad: how does that satisfy you? Son: I clean with your tooth brush.

Boy:papa 1 glass pani dedo Papa:khud lelo Boy:plz dedo na Papa:agar ab ki bar manga to thapar parega Boy:acha jab thapar marne aouge to pani le ker aana.

sweet raho Taufi ki tarah, fresh raho close-up ki tarah, Beautiful raho fair & lovely ki tarah, Aur smart raho, 'Adnan Sami' ki tarah.

Maths teacher if you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to aruna, 3 to anitha and 4 to kavita then what will you get? Student: 3 new girlfriends.

Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi, Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi, Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le, Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.

Jazz menu main khush amdeed mangni ke liye 1 dabayen shadi ke liye 2 dabayen talak ke liye 3 dabayen biwi se nijaat ke liye apna gala dabayen , SHUKRIYA

Ghalat Nazar Se Dehko Ge To Kharabi Nazar Aaygi Sahi Nazar Se Dehko To Her “Sunder“ Lerki Tumhain Tumjari Bhabi Nazar Aaygi..

,,,acha bahla ('.') dost tha, '<)?(>' _/''\_ mera Mai ne <')?('>Gurdn _/''\_ura di, SMS jo nahi krta tha.App ka b yehi irada ha kya?

Mere kitnay sms mile? Bohat sare? Aur tune kitne bheje ? ek bhe nahen. AB TAK BOHAT SMS KHAYE . AB GOLI KHA. DIShhhHKYOooooouUN!